I was just listening to NPR and this story came up about some new very scientific study about how people who say "like" and "um" and generally take a long time to say things do so because they're actually just SMARTER than everyone else. And then it occurred to me: hey, I take a long time to say things!

After Googling this for several seconds I learned that Jezebel already wrote about this a few days ago. I wish I'd read that article because it would've totally given me an awesome comeback when Evan was making fun of me for being such a...longwinded person today.

Anyways...what was I saying again?