A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

A friend of mine sent me a really bizare Sonic fanfic video and I was not prepared for how entertaining it was. Here are the notes I took as I watched it.

This post contains heavy spoilers about Sonic's adventure.

I can't get over the fact that Sonic is German (Update: The creator is from the Czech Republic, my mistake). Also, Cammy wants to keep a cat, but Sonic won't let her.

The notes say that this is the sequel to Sonic's problem, which for the sake of transparency I will admit that I have not watched yet.

"I will show that hedgehog who is the real hedgehog, because the real hedgehog is me!"

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

OH FUCK DR. ROBOTNIK AND M BISON ARE ALLIES. THIS SHIT IS GETTING INTENSE.

Oh wow — Now Decapre and Eggman are brother and sister? The twists keep on comin'.

I believe that Sonic is dating Minecraft Psylocke, although that relationship is a bit murky considering his (scandalously!) close relationship with Cammy. That said, Cammy's relationship with Minecraft Psylocke comes to a head when Sonic tries to make her stay home out of concern and worry. Cammy knows that Minecraft Psylocke is a competent warrior, and goes to bat for her (Update: According to David Orel, Sonic is not in a romantic relationship with anyone).

"Why are sad?"

SONIC HAS A HADOUKEN NOW (Update: HE NEVER USES IT THOUGH).

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

MINECRAFT PSYLOCKE NO. NOOOOOOOO.

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

The medic's ability to resurrect Minecraft Psylocke is total horseshit. You build up all this drama and then throw it all away by introducing a deus ex machina RIGHT BEFORE we have the time to take stock of what was lost! This is the exact same problem we all had with The Death of Superman.

Amy Rose just showed up. Now Cammy is super jealous. Sonic referred to them as "Friends" and Cammy got really mad. Lucky for everyone, Sonic is a consummate peacemaker and their initial animosity blooms into the seeds friendship.

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

Sonic's is insisting that Amy stays behind. Is this simply out of guilt about what happened to Minecraft Psylocke or is this his nascent misogyny rearing its ugly head? Questions abound.

"Beautiful nature, isn't it?" Yes, it is Sonic.

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

Cammy just straight up murdered Dark Sonic with a sniper rifle. There's blood everywhere. This is not how I expected Dark Sonic to die.

Sonic is teaching Cammy how to go Super Sonic to montage music. They are true friends.

There are too many twists, it is difficult for me to take notes. Rest assured that Sonic is saving the day.

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

Sonic's speech about the strength of their friendship in the face of the inevitable cycle of war and death is oddly touching. It's also appropriate considering it comes at the heels of the redemption of Dark Sonic.

A Critical Analysis Of This Sonic/Cammy Fanfic Video

That was beautiful.

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